Retro Review: The Day the Earth Stood Still

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) Summary: From the depths of space comes a warning, an ultimatum for the human race. An alien named Klaatu (Michael Rennie) and his robot partner Gort land their spacecraft in Washington D.C. to relay a message to the planet’s populace as the Cold War era dawns. Klaatu’s message […]

Review: Annabelle: Creation (Needs to Die)

“We have to go to Dunkirk!” I heard Mark Rylance exclaim through the walls of the neighboring theater. Dear God, I would give anything to have seen Dunkirk a third time instead of the cinematic garbage that was Annabelle: Creation. Other theater goers were laughing and exchanging glances as frequently as my brother and I, […]